The Levytator is the world's first escalator capable of following freeform curves. Needless to say this is one awesome looking escalator. Can't wait to see it in action.
They might not be quite as good lately, but the Vancouver Canucks sure have an interesting secret language!
Think about all that money you would have saved
if you didn't spend it on all those Canuck losers ... in fact you
could have gotten some great Vancouver escorts with that money and had a night to remember for the rest of your miserable life!